Sunday, November 1, 2009

Valentine's Day quote

'Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people.
Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.'
Cynthia Heimel

'One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it
keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.'
Judith Viorst

How Do I Love Thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being an ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints,--I love thee with the Breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life!--and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.
Elizabeth Barret Browning

'When two people cannot see too much of each other
nor too little of other people, they`re in love.'
Unknown

'Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.'
William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream

'Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other.'
- Euripides

'Love seeketh not itself to please,
Nor for itself hath any care,
But for another gives its case,
And builds a Heaven in Hell's despair.'
William Blake

'Love is the only satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.'
Erich Fromm

'To be rich in admiration and free from envy; to rejoice greatly in the good of others; to love with such generosity of heart
that your love is still a dear possession in absence or unkindness - these are the gifts of fortune which money cannot buy
nothing and without which money can buy nothing. He who has such a treasury of riches, being happy and valiant himself,
in his own nature, will enjoy the universe as if it were his own estate; and help the man to whom he lends a hand to enjoy
it with him.'
Robert Louis Stevenson

'Kisses are like grains of gold or silver found upon the ground, of no value themselves, but precious as showing that a
mine is near.'
Georges Villiers

'If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.'
Claudia Ghandi

'Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.'
Robert Browning

'What greater thing is there for two human souls that to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be at one
with each other in silent unspeakable memories.'
George Eliot

Love Quotes

'You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world.'
David Levesque

'There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.'
George Sand

'You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have really lived, are the moments when you
have done things in a spirit of love.'
Henry Drummond

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'A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.'
Ingrid Bergman

'Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your
heart.'
Unknown

'Fear less, hope more, eat less, chew more, whine less, breathe more, talk less, say more, love more, and all good things
will be yours.'
Swedish Proverb

'Love is the best medicine, and there is more than enough to go around once you open your heart.'
Julie Marie

'Love is friendship set on fire.'
Jeremy Irons

'The eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love!'
Margaret Atwood

'Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.'
Shakespeare

'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.'
Lord Tennyson

'If you love someone you say it, You say it right then, out loud, Or the moment just passes you by.'
My Best Friend's Wedding (movie)

'Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.'
Robert Browning

'If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of
my hand.'
Unknown

'You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without.'
Unknown

'Falling asleep in your arms in like falling asleep in heaven.'
Anon

'The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.'
Helen Keller

'Only from the heart can you touch the sky.'
Jalaluddin Rumi

'They gave each other a smile with a future in it.'
Ring Lardner

Funny Quotes

'All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. Thats his.'
Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)

'I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying.'
Woody Allen

'Nouvelle Cuisine, roughly translated, means: I can't believe I paid ninety-six dollars and I'm still hungry.'
Mike Kalin

'Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof, where nobody can retrieve it.'
George Carlin

'That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say No in any of them.'
Dorothy Parker

'I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.'
George Bernard Shaw

'Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.'
Anon

'It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on
a tent.'
Dave Barry

'Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.'
Anon

'Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.'
Steven Wright

'Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.'George Carlin

'Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.'
Anon

' A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.'
W.C.Fields

'Continental people have a sex life, English people have hot water bottles.'
George Mikes

'It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.'
Woody Allen

'I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.'
Groucho Marx

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'
Joe E Lewis

'Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their
noses when they're eating sandwiches.'
Jim Carrey

'Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.'
Ralph Bus

'Our next presenter is the first woman to ever breast-feed an Apple - Gwyneth Paltrow.'
Chris Rock

'If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?'
Anon

'For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.'
Anon

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."
Carl Gustav Jung

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Winston Churchill

"A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking."
Arthur Block

Friendship Quotes

'A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true and real friend will be sitting in your cell saying 'We really messed up!' '
Anon.

A good friend will help you up when you fall, but a best friend will laugh and trip you again."
Anon

"You can make more friends in two months by becoming really interested in other people, than you can in two years by
trying to get other people interested in you."
Bernard Meltzer

"It takes a long time to grow an old friend."
John Leonard

"A friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find but lucky to have."
Samantha Rosales

"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather is one of those things that give value
to survival."
C. S. Lewis

"We cannot tell the precise moment when friendship is formed. As in filling a vessel drop by drop, there is at last a drop
which makes it run over; so in a series of kindnesses there is at last one which makes the heart run over."
Samuel Johnson

"Love doesn't make the world go round, it makes the ride worthwhile."
F.P. Jones

"Friendship with oneself is all-important because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world."
Eleanor Roosevelt

"Friends are like credit cards, we need them forever..."
Dorothy Taylor

"Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends."
Jacques Delille

"Friendship is a single soul dwellings in two bodies."
Aristotle

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."
Mother Teresa

"A friend is like an oreo, its not always that great, but it always gets better!"
Erin Westbrook

"My friends are my estate. Forgive me then the avarice to hoard them. They tell me those who were poor early have
different views of gold. I don't know how that is. God is not so wary as we, else He would give us no friends, lest we forget
Him."
Emily Dickinson

"The greatest love a person can have for his friends is to give his life for them."
John 15:13

"If I could plant a seed everytime I think of you, I could walk forever in my garden."
Anon

"Each departed friend is a magnet that attracts us to the next world."
Jean Paul Richter

“A real friend is someone who you can sit in complete silence with and still walk away feeling like you just had the best
conversation of your life.”
Anon

"We will be friends until forever, just you wait see."
Pooh Bear

"Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned
the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything."
Muhammad Ali

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend."
Albert Camus

Famous Quotes

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Albert Einstein

"O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?"
Shakespeare, from Romeo and Juliet

"Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello."
Jerry Maguire, Dorothy (Renee Zellwegger)

"I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be
self-evident: that all men are created equal."
Martin Luther King

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."
Muhammad Ali

"He's alright! Aren't you, cat? Poor cat! Poor slob! Poor slob without a name! The way I see it I haven't got the right to give
him one. We don't belong to each other. We just took up one day by the river. I don't want to own anything until I find a
place where me and things go together. I'm not sure where that is but I know what it is like. It's like Tiffany's."
Breakfast at Tiffany's, Holly Golightly (Audrey Hepburn)

"One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done."
Marie Curie

"What do you want, Mary? Do you want the moon? If you want it, I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for you. Hey!
That's a pretty good idea! I'll give you the moon, Mary."
It's A Wonderful Life, George

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
Martin Luther King Jr.

"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."
Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)

"Suicide Hotline... Please Hold."
Answering Machine

"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."
Groucho Marx

"To be or not to be, --that is the question:--
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?"
Shakespeare, from Hamlet

"Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get."
Forrest Gump

"Where there is love there is life."
Gandhi

"Sometimes it's more important to be human, than to have good taste."
Brecht

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom
to know the difference."
Reinhold Neibuhr

"Grown-ups love figures. When you tell them that you have made a new friend, they never ask you any questions about
essential matters. They never say to you, "What does his voice sound like? What games does he love best? Does he
collect butterflies?" Instead, they demand: "How old is he? How many brothers has he? How much does he weigh? How
much money does his father make?" Only from these figures do they think they have learned anything about him."
Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince

Cute Quotes

'Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day...all I'm asking for is one.'
Unknown

'Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.'
Spike Milligan

'Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.'
Groucho Marx

'If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.'
Winnie The Pooh

'The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.'
Unknown

'Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.'
Satchel Paige

'Be yourself. Who else is better qualified.'
FJ Giblin

'I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?'
Unknown

'All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others.'
Michael Carr

'I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.'
- E.V. Lucas

'You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.'
Unknown

Woman: How do you write women so well?
Melvin: I think of a man... then I take away reason, and accountability.
As Good As It Gets (Movie)

'If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.'
A.A. Milne

'Dolphin-safe tuna, that’s great if you’re a dolphin. What if you’re a tuna? Somewhere there’s a tuna flopping around on a
ship going, ‘What about me? I’m not cute enough for you?'
Drew Carey

'A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past
forgotten, and the future worth living for.'
Unknown

'Never try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work and it annoys the pig.'
Robert Heinlein

'What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.'
Marilyn Monroe

'Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.'
Franklin P. Jones.

'I can last two months on a good compliment.'
Mark Twain

Christmas Quotes

'Christmas day is a day of joy and charity. May God make you very rich in both.'
Phillips Brooks

'Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.'
Charles Schulz

'Christmas is not in tinsel and lights and outward show.
The secret lies in an inner glow.
It's lighting a fire inside the heart.
Good will and joy a vital part.
It's higher thought and a greater plan.
It's glorious dream in the soul of man.'
Wilfred A. Peterson

'Christmas is sights, especially the sights of Christmas reflected in the eyes of a child.'
William Saroyan

'Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Christmas lists for
gifts and cards to be bought and given--when Christmas Day comes there is still the same warm feeling we had as
children, the same warmth that enfolds our hearts and our homes.'
Joan Winmill Brown

'When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to
God for filling our stockings with legs?'
G.K. Chesterton

'I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.'
Harlan Miller

'What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that
every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.'
Agnes M. Pharo

'Do give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas. They're never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.'
Lenore Hershey

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring-not even a mouse:
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.'
Clement C. Moore

'Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.'
Helen Steiner Rice

'Until one feels the spirit of Christmas, there is no Christmas. All else is outward display--so much tinsel and decorations.
For it isn't the holly, it isn't the snow. It isn't the tree not the firelight's glow. It's the warmth that comes to the hearts of
men when the Christmas spirit returns again.'
Unknown

'Good news from heaven the angels
bring,
Glad tidings to the earth they sing:
To us this day a child is given,
To crown us with the joy of heaven.'
Martin Luther

Birthday Quotes

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Jean Paul Richter

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Author Unknown

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday
presents, you know.
Lewis Carroll

Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth.
Ralph Parlette

We are born weak, we need strength; helpless, we need aid; foolish, we need reason. All that we lack at birth, all that we
need when we come to man's estate, is the gift of education.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau

All of the animals except for man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it.
Samuel Butler

Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from
one master but from many.
Plato

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
- Seneca

Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Gandhi

The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
- Oscar Wilde

No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Jonathan Swift

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard

Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Moe, from the Simpsons

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five
for years.
Oscar Wilde

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
Voltaire

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
Oprah Winfrey

Looking fifty is great--if you're sixty.
Joan Rivers

Expecting life to treat you well because you are a good person is like expecting an angry bull not to charge because you
are a vegetarian.
Shari R. Barr

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Pope John XXIII

One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
Pablo Picasso

For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin--real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way,
something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid. Then life would
begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life.
Alfred D. Souza

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
Winston Churchill

Difficult times have helped me to understand better than before, how infinitely rich and beautiful life is in every way, and
that so many things that one goes worrying about are of no importance whatsoever...
Isak Dinesen

Bible Quotes

'The Lord, the Lord, the compassionate and gracious God, slow to anger, abounding in love and faithfulness, maintaining
love to thousands, and forgiving wickedness, rebellion and sin.'
Exodus 34: 6-7

'So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.'
Genesis 1: 27

'Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not
easiy angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects,
always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails.'
1 Corinthians 13: 4-7

'If you confess with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be
saved.'
Romans 10: 9

'But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us.'
Romans 5: 8

'Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who ill-treat you.'
Luke 6: 27-28

'But the angel said to them, 'Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joys that will be for all the people. Today in the
town of David a Saviour has been born to you; he is Christ the Lord.''
Luke 2: 10-11

'Do not murder, do not commit adultery, do not steal, do not give false testimony, honour your father and mother,' and 'love
your neighbour as yourself.''
Matthew 19: 18-19

'I have come so that they may have life, and have it to the full.'
John 10: 10

'So do not fear for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you
with my righteous right hand.'
Isaiah 41: 10

'Commit to the Lord whatever you do, and your plans shall succeed... In his heart a man plans his course, but the Lord
determines his steps.'
Proverbs 16: 3, 9

'The fruit of the spirit is love, joy, pease, patience, kindness, goodness, faith, gentleness and self control. Against such
things there is no law.'
Galatians 5: 13

'I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a
future.'
Jeremiah 29: 11

'Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins. Offer hospitality to one another without
grumbling.'
1 Peter 4: 8-9

'Trust in the Lord with all your heart; and don't lean on your own understanding. In all things acknowledge him, and he shall
direct your way.'
Proverbs 3: 5, 6

'For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but
have everlasting life.'
John 3: 16

'Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your
staff, they comfort me.'
Psalm 23: 4

'And Jesus said unto them ... , If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence
to younder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible to you.'
Romans 1:17

Motivation Quotes

'Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed.'
Proverbs 12: 24

'If you make the unconditional commitment to reach your most important goals, if the strength of your decision is
sufficient, you will find the way and the power to achieve your goals.'
Robert Conklin

'Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell'em, 'certainly I can!' - and get busy and find out how to do it.'
Theodore Roosevelt

'Don't argue for other people's weaknesses. Don't argue for your own. When you make a mistake, admit it, correct it, and
learn from it--immediately.'
Stephen Covey

'Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed.'
Mia Hamm

'Let us be about setting high standards for life, love, creativity, and wisdom. If our expectations in these areas are low,
we are not likely to experience wellness. Setting high standards makes every day and every decade worth looking
forward to.'
Greg Anderson

'There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and chewing it anyway.'
Mark Burnett

'You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you and your money.
Well, it doesn't, Mister Potter!'
George Bailey, Its A Wonderful Life (movie)

'If a child sees his parents day in and day out behaving with self-discipline, restraint, dignity and a capacity to order their
own lives, then the child will come to feel in the deepest fibers of his being that this is the way to live.'
M. Scott Peck

'Map out your future, but do it in pencil.'
Jon Bon Jovi

'Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day.'
Sally Koch

'Take pride in what you do. The kind of pride I'm talking about is not the arrogant puffed-up kind; it's just the whole idea of
caring - fiercely caring.'
Red Aurbach

'You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up.'
Diane Lane

'Live all you can; it's a mistake not to. It doesn't so much matter what you do in particular, so long as you have your life. If
you haven't had that, what have you had?'
Henry James

'It is not how much you know about life but how you live your life that counts.'
Ray Lyman Wilbur

'Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself, in your way of thinking.'
Marcus Aurelius

'Nothing has turned out as we expected. It never does. Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take
what we get and are thankful it's no worse than it is.'
Gone With the Wind (movie)

'If you just set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve
nothing.'
Margaret Thatcher

'The greatest thief this world ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.'
Henry Wheeler Shaw

'You find yourself refreshed by the presence of cheerful people. Why not make an honest effort to confer that pleasure on
others? Half the battle is gained if you never allow yourself to say anything gloomy.'
Julia Child

'Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.'
Mother Teresa

'We live by admiration, hope and love.'
William Wordsworth